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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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; \* d3 c) ~, P: wThe Man Song 3 i3 Y+ j" d: U6 N
by Sean Morey
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4 t( l) z: v/ ^8 I# EI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. s. K$ s( p6 F2 {6 c3 ]. }2 s1 R
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 _9 v$ l: F$ j- }' I7 j
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 b$ ~$ [! t6 P2 K! Z) |9 [5 GI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.- _- i+ D/ I: J3 ~/ A7 M) w
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ \/ }; l1 R7 s# L% s' Q, _0 g9 q# U
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 z4 @. c: H( i7 l% e8 H4 {The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 E/ J1 G; Q5 L! J, B'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 l ]! X, H$ T/ L! T. g'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
( h- q( t! ^2 Z4 wAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
3 M) |: s# d! t6 p. z; H: NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 }9 h2 m L: i& k$ y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
R4 ^2 I% C. Q. B3 R4 X: n3 yBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
}, y6 V! S c2 `5 IBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " P- [4 l) o# a1 R
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