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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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! i8 O% ^0 h+ G% r" h+ C1 C CThe Man Song
7 r: }0 e( j! q7 C& Y" z" R4 K by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
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'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 Z* U) E- H( e* t" M$ J
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.$ f! ?, `7 a# Z( S# d
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 q }1 Z9 [ f. V8 }) q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 _5 J7 E& e5 B* ^+ l4 H0 I: a7 x3 @# C
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 B3 `6 {+ Y6 H x* D/ D; A8 X
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 ^3 U+ O) P. V/ T. O'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! w3 e2 j! h* @* B. o
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 {4 s- k2 o- k: p1 TI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.% a% H( I9 j, W8 d& |
! P) E( [# I: d: GAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( U& \ `9 h/ X- i( R( O6 uAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% {1 B4 j' w; ~7 ^$ _- m( W9 K: A( \
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
8 J) W: e3 j# J2 _/ w( @' UBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ; D9 X9 T% I2 }6 v6 ^0 z( M
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