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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash# c; F% j/ c. ~0 J! c
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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' v2 b* V, ]0 V8 m7 e# [The Man Song 9 u) p8 \5 ~) O T6 h
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." y! y. X: M) @& F3 W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & v- Z/ G7 u g
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ N, G! V6 _, ^+ e$ JI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.0 W/ C6 V+ U0 @) S! Y
/ r+ I K: \. M( {9 t- bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ Y6 ], y ~; z. q6 ^4 O7 T, i
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 e' p4 [, v- T6 s# Y1 JThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.1 v# D3 e; |0 m$ C
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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9 j1 J9 j _) C2 \ [1 I; ^3 aAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. S& ?4 u7 o( r6 d
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* D' m: |% Q) h4 {And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# @+ a* d3 q2 `8 N+ `1 g4 x# a) X
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 z ^& s, U. p" P0 A) F# ?# i
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( B( Y8 V9 f' [& N- [# PBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
* C) W+ G: {; g2 w( B- tBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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