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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
1 z: _% P3 U/ f2 Xhttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html, o, v- r# k0 f/ G4 g- j- x
9 F1 K9 \7 f! u& m4 H* W$ D2 F, ~The Man Song , A- {; Q5 S, ]+ ?: ] j, x
by Sean Morey # q8 F% Q; |% G. I' c6 e3 J, a1 R
W% _- Z% B: M6 w& i3 D: q! ]I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
# u. R$ k- J5 N: e' s0 QI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : Z, ^( Z, @ D. y; m# p
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 ?6 H; n' A8 i/ C8 ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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f8 I0 t+ v( ? N6 U- q% RWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 J5 B5 N4 l6 \( M; o& ~
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. m. j+ I# O6 W, ?8 W5 I
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. v% V9 Y0 {" A5 \5 w; J
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
" l/ I% Y9 L- H/ G; I& g4 b'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; G7 f/ z. H. Q5 MAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" S! {5 }- X* y \$ W; `I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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2 }6 r- Y" n) gAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
' p7 d' `# [ bAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( ^/ t* V2 {. _0 d5 H. T" Y. q/ J1 b; cBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% F( g( s5 \4 g, o. M4 dBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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