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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
# I) A4 z; w3 }: ]# Ahttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ( @+ S! ~6 R4 d2 D- C1 w1 \) P
by Sean Morey
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- J8 m1 a o6 d( hI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' B6 q+ b7 \5 A/ d5 d. ~3 G" U' R- c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
- |! S2 l; l2 L2 J'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& U7 S/ h+ ?8 g, a4 Q7 hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ A3 K1 P8 {4 Z Q1 k" K" m" c
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.1 ~% ], z/ d4 Z$ O
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.) m; o( o' n# p% M, d
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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/ N. G+ e8 _4 d: g3 BAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
* `9 V4 ^3 l# S4 u% l5 {8 j! S( e'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
$ Y5 h7 o( ~( p: R0 U1 EAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.5 f* k" u9 K6 ?% R% m8 l
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." D0 l5 D7 i) F/ T
- [& d. t. U" }1 P7 ?And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- F. j/ i$ P/ P/ L' W- GAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 z6 g4 t; k, o1 ]0 o$ h4 t2 p
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ I/ ~: D' c& w. b
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 9 ?% J: m1 o) q' Q
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