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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. a7 m0 I" ]! [( z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. % C. A- X9 |+ I J& f
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& u n9 P. b) I% g6 T. DI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; X0 g6 n6 w% s4 e$ j
4 j8 m' N/ D' F8 z' l+ I) FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
/ W2 b6 r' w, o" g/ N- AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 B( N% k% D; e6 T6 E- E4 _& F
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
) y; i% ~8 t) W% n! U, z1 g'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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6 Y2 k3 ]3 k7 _& u: iAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. G1 N" Z N. ^3 \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% H K5 }9 d% _' ]0 ~4 R
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.1 o" I7 o% t/ G, x
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.9 s8 W/ i. _( ^# n0 V4 h$ r3 M
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.& C3 z. L" u$ ]9 p
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to." W4 l' w t6 \8 _4 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) _$ { \+ e" ]( M; C2 G' L
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