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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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# B$ L& u+ b7 F( |2 L8 `2 }/ cThe Man Song ' i, O6 ?' l' E$ }% {
by Sean Morey , w# s* `8 H4 d4 s
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; i. G5 P2 {2 g N4 t, F' d+ CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 5 G v6 E& ~, h% h
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( u; w$ x2 X8 F! A lI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 R3 @+ J7 g" _8 l( aWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
" s/ Z/ |" V1 M0 u/ d' ^& w1 Y2 _% f/ }And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.0 k" Z, D% A& a% o
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( s+ }: b, F) w; t8 B
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 T, R7 e" {; }/ _
0 u& O) q1 T# q3 J/ ?And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want./ N3 | L, z8 X# \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
3 m$ y' m, [0 }' TAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
+ @9 X* K1 ?# U6 n* f* qI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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* U0 r# [4 S) h5 E# lAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble./ A" b& u/ F5 U5 R$ s
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
e4 H% ?7 O; \6 B5 D0 WBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 W( m$ U, Y4 U/ n7 p
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! % t. Z, D0 S3 _ n7 J( h
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