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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale) b# ]5 }5 D4 U5 T7 g
; M) n S- R( X* }! B5 X$ fOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
8 y" K9 q- c, S T, V& usaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! W( w, Z t3 v# T' a
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, S0 C+ G3 p- L6 m, hhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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3 ]$ }! M; X1 Y- w! U3 m, zNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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