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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale0 S+ I% @ V8 t3 Q1 Y) R8 A
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
$ {( P. p1 \" r3 F4 j$ w0 Vhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. y J) L: F/ i) f; F
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
8 {, @ `8 ~5 x9 G" tall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time." j& v- | M0 f- U9 H
! A, M. n! [- _+ V* ]Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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