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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) _9 i J _3 F
, d$ M5 l/ Z' J0 nThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale1 {, k% _& {1 S+ d7 X
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't2 f+ r# I, ^: P* ^
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
7 Q' J& D* f5 Sall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 D8 J8 y6 }5 ?, Z
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 H# Y- w% r. {& c! g- c
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
8 |, O3 O0 z- M9 }' ^, j% @sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ ~ @' Q6 `& A* ZNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: T* Z; ^' G1 s( `5 A" K& f
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