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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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; e6 E0 ?% I+ t. }0 c6 b9 zThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale8 w+ R r# |3 r- w; M/ W5 _
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* a) u' Z0 M. r( h
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 {, S1 M+ M/ N; J9 ?7 r8 ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! Z2 [* t4 Z, Q. q0 E5 P* ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" }+ v* U; K! q* b- \7 c& B
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had. {+ K7 @7 F7 S2 I: B3 ] z
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" G. ], e& I$ V0 v5 ksports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 P( y8 E. E: T. s3 b2 t; C7 uNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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