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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 5 I2 |% x. A4 u, S
. y' O2 u# ]8 g8 X( p pThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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' u# ]. Q$ t5 T- nOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
# M+ \2 q! W1 k9 e; d2 vsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,* K# u- o0 W: h1 ?6 j6 S% F- [6 b3 w5 Y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
+ Q; i1 E9 C5 b; Y+ Rhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
" I/ X0 W, z' B4 t2 Z; O/ Tget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- S6 G2 C* `7 N) W Y9 P( ]5 uall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 a) O! L6 x5 r4 j) E/ \2 F
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# J5 x5 g1 O. a: R# o S, I- x5 S# O3 ~
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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! o- n' B6 ^; V+ \. HNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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