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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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: k& e& R" A# {; O; SOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl4 ^7 k, e" S6 b# Y
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( H6 y+ N* n' X5 S) ^; |8 _
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.% ~9 J. U: r) B0 J0 e' I
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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