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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale4 [- }7 H. o4 Y* D
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl- Y1 s J7 s/ z/ L4 S: N
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
6 W$ O- ]' W( s' R0 g$ Qdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 i9 P x1 V" s
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' B$ t0 p W( Bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' i0 J) |. R4 Q* ~ c! P
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, L- v# |- s! k4 Y3 V% n2 D/ ~$ bsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had6 S( K/ D7 ^9 S# @# s7 ?
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in0 j, G- S$ s, T2 j# u, F# E
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.! |3 y" h" }$ L% e+ f- o' d& j
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!1 U- z4 t3 L7 L- S
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