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% e" ~$ s! [/ \7 t2 Q, j' vWhy did God make mothers?; d" ~* d$ c' v0 k: Y! p# u9 V% U
4 | v8 d' T Z( V8 y D1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
# _& C8 ~5 a0 `2. Mostly to clean the house. 0 ?$ U, r4 w8 j8 ` c, U
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
$ O& B x1 L6 }3 b' w3 A1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
& y5 C, H' ~3 k1 J3 O* i H- m& i" `1 }2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
# p4 c) N7 A R# D& J3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. : P/ ]2 V+ o+ [
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? ) c$ g5 e: H1 b+ E- W
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. - \8 o; M2 g; [8 y. J. E
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 h9 B9 r6 ]8 ^8 _0 _. H) k
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? : @7 o! y7 \3 T( J" W
1. We're related.9 Q' |- x7 Y7 d) s& w
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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: r# f2 ?) U0 DWhat kind of little girl was your mom? , A6 s# N0 L5 Z) V9 I* Y
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. $ W* g I4 E$ t6 l* _
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3 c: K, w2 @3 I% K$ T3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
( B8 W& f2 O) r1. His last name.& @9 ]2 B: _2 U; ]
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
" f" s; L0 H e V2 A- K- y3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? & E$ j5 y' n+ h+ t* h9 V. Z
: H! L9 d' w7 l3 l, dWhy did your mom marry your dad?
4 f1 W8 @$ ?" t \ l( Z1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. & @/ I* V4 y' c3 i4 E/ | _
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
, {' A, s3 g6 R3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 8 p. N: A. t. C+ X
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Who's the boss at your house? $ b# \/ G$ i: H$ h- \: e
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
) u, g; k: D( X2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.' ~. Q/ g5 M# C+ L1 O3 o- Z
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
t3 [/ T9 p w% I1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
0 |! s8 f4 P8 u! B! A b) B0 x. m# ?2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
6 }8 \7 ]7 t+ r; ? \. ^3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
! l5 P( e' M$ f4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. , W1 I' ~& r0 i d" g9 ~ s- f
. a6 H/ U3 s* q" S& v! f, vWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 6 ^0 g9 _/ W3 y, J: F3 `' l
1. Mothers don't do spare time.7 z/ ?5 l1 I5 a) F, ]+ U
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 8 Z0 J, L: u. u# @7 X
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? " l% C( w( r( X8 z: @; u/ C- s
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
; r" q. e7 o) C* F. @; b: `9 \2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ; X- c& ^; d. F5 q: H4 m6 U
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 8 w+ \4 D) S- J8 t" A$ O4 r4 b( v. D
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. - X, `4 z, @; M
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' @% A8 Z6 D9 \" {. q) u @/ [
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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