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Why did God make mothers?0 Q, a7 E& c% l6 i
! I' w. ^5 s& \, j/ T1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.& [+ O' w3 b8 u6 t q
2. Mostly to clean the house.
: G" B% o( U( |7 h3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. & f8 j# l; c% x2 Y3 t) h' Q h
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How did God make mothers?
# m! F8 I; ~% J* W! T1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.' u. v$ q! B; t! c _0 }
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. $ R: R! B/ [6 p/ ~. x+ _1 m( @
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? & J0 L& h d7 \: N# B# q: s
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
4 U! U. S; [( _$ a+ R; F9 z4 ?2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 9 a4 _" Z8 B, p2 j
1. We're related.6 k5 r Y! k, I" H
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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1 X7 T) k4 r( H5 b6 u6 b8 XWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
1 C1 r+ m+ ]' f1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. : F: d* F; l, D. ^# |% o9 i
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. / R1 T8 k% M# Q v0 T/ e
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
- X0 m7 `6 R' e1. His last name.
& m2 r2 }, Y# T$ u: k; U2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?% }$ R2 b1 Q# t# Q
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? * W) x8 ]( I# E: s7 \! |, i, R
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 1 o/ q! F7 y+ w5 Z. s7 a3 P$ z P! F
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. , H _) F9 M) h( f }% ^& B
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" _$ d b/ x3 Y5 m1 C$ p4 U. I3 `% C3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? / u* L3 Q2 C+ [, K
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
5 `9 `. L/ F2 z2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3 T" F0 g7 y% ~# W
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
4 `' G7 [9 `7 R- b1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 Q0 y% U4 O5 O+ t* S
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
# x+ \1 |+ A& j3 I4 E7 V7 ?$ \6 c3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
]" W: m! W5 u7 b/ ~9 B4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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% @9 \. f( G7 C, WWhat does your mom do in her spare time? b3 c9 ?9 `3 } y5 s6 e" T/ D
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
- A Q) r1 L+ \2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 3 h9 r& _, U( c* R
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1 \" v. d* n# p# z, C
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.* O7 x7 ^$ F4 s2 n+ F" `/ i$ R
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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( S/ Z" S) h& I% U8 y* t; j0 Y2 N! DIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? $ A( W3 N% ]" A- P& U# @% m
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. # i( c F. O8 x Q7 E
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.3 w( Z# b$ @* A: \
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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