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Why did God make mothers?7 H/ t0 @! E. ]
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.6 n* F. j5 b: v- j W7 d
2. Mostly to clean the house.
) }3 q4 T- G" G4 L3 T2 Z3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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9 H8 l1 V; b& ~! a& yHow did God make mothers? - i) P0 {( f) T6 q3 M) c, J; @2 {
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us." K3 D. [) m8 r
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 1 f3 y8 I1 z. @: p5 @! y1 r9 z9 P. v: u
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. - e2 b7 x1 f1 c- R1 ~: j* o" Y( Q! ^
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
# m! F8 m" n( Z P4 {1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
5 p/ r* u& c. s, o8 x2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1 \, W- u; b+ R3 ]9 [, X1. We're related.
! z; O# E' C: Z% m$ q5 d. L2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. - f( l# Z i! T5 _$ [
- h: t, Y. }+ O, N6 tWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
) Y9 W: V P" m- _( ]) A1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
/ J7 f# X) a. D4 Z2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
7 _. p8 L, L. Y0 U8 S! }/ x9 |3. They say she used to be nice.
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g% x3 f# z R6 n) |- ^$ O" _What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
5 R% Q5 e* X: \! Z% E1. His last name.
, o" W5 _/ g' Y9 d' t$ {$ ~! {2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
- F5 h# f. i4 [: A0 f: s7 A3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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' O! t( y1 }8 ~% s) {Why did your mom marry your dad?
2 x" W* z5 M1 Y$ R1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
9 K3 P& r" W2 y Z% M" U2. She got too old to do anything else with him. / e. W$ e ^3 m$ r" N
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ) o2 S( i+ N/ I$ O& m
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Who's the boss at your house?
( z- o' b' p4 x5 L; H$ O2 J1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
/ R* z, J0 b( }7 f% l+ J( v2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
. O9 V" l' d! X5 W1 l3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. & {3 d. i4 b" U, D1 M; t, o
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What's the difference between moms & dads? - ~% |- @. |+ W8 z/ A# f
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
9 w8 L- z3 x. s4 m2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
w ~/ F' G9 F* x& H; A& Y3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
& B8 t: U) D( B* z3 g C5 L% M4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. + `2 @/ F0 r8 p+ H# u( n+ e" v" S
+ |/ M2 t& ?, B; jWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
- V: g4 ?, ?, ?4 p% W) {1. Mothers don't do spare time.
+ v, k: X* P5 T9 t Q2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. s3 _& ]. `, {: [/ ], y
3 z2 V6 Q# `: ]) D0 S x% d# ^# XWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? ( c7 D6 X/ G0 ]: m
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.( e" B) Y! L- c0 o! x9 g: d
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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" `7 r' l6 U) r# v: P& Y0 a6 VIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
: m5 y8 v. q8 ?1 a0 x% K$ n& c1 X. h4 U5 y1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 1 ]- N& ?4 \* j0 x- O% k3 N0 }4 s
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
: y; ?1 s$ b+ ]8 y2 @3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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