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! \' o! K5 G( u, DWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
# R/ r* \2 p+ e$ U7 a: n2. Mostly to clean the house. : J. q, V" m+ L1 H4 \# Q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 2 z! }" B1 e: _+ L4 S3 y
+ X2 r2 h7 v5 @5 ~How did God make mothers? - I% C% s9 ?8 i- S" j
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. Z1 t2 z" ^ g& Q3 I: ^
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 5 m$ |9 V2 @% q1 ~2 q3 H
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
$ ^) N) _3 D0 I' r1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. . r3 N4 S7 z0 P; F2 h" m m
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? / m' ^' b) I# v+ K3 b) c# n: O6 b; U
1. We're related.8 u' M" \% r2 H* M4 @
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
, _* ?3 d& V( ^/ i0 _1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. / t/ [2 x3 D' I: ^; X& S
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
1 L# e& j; o2 P" L# I3. They say she used to be nice. 0 s6 g8 ?5 g" A! V. t0 I" E3 d" g
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ; V S2 T" j6 F- v& n
1. His last name.
. C; V3 F& Z1 q% d) T6 @2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?% B0 x! |% G j( ]) C
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? * G0 f3 P8 ~9 `1 f# q H
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 0 `; V2 c1 q& D" m) s" E. X/ V- U ~
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 9 u& w8 Q3 E, M* Q
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
7 i' {+ C1 v" Q3 Q, Y4 ]0 t _3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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8 q% q% F" [1 ~0 n' q! C; ~Who's the boss at your house?
1 ]# M1 Y" l, G q5 t6 w( w1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
- c% ?. n0 M+ K: n2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
5 G8 Y* I" E- [! H3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. . j' x/ Z7 @$ `' I- v% c- |1 k
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
1 r7 Q+ L7 Q' ?# ]- I5 f" ?7 U1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 6 h! ]' i0 i" B H. i5 p
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
1 i5 H# ?- R& p6 E" R3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
- C, X# q& f T# U& ] ^7 e" }% x8 q4 i4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
6 F7 |4 b1 r* U; G) S1. Mothers don't do spare time.. L, [# S$ G& b! n
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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6 j( U' b3 V+ Y. n/ {. n) @What would it take to make your mom perfect?
7 k6 b1 T* L9 g5 {" g/ I: Q& R1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
* Y7 h+ P, @7 c# N- o4 T# t2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 7 z' r$ p H/ w
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
4 K5 x" o( p, D7 a; c& P) y2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.: a2 C' ~9 G! A
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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