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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.' ?( B" g3 D" t5 k Q
2. Mostly to clean the house.
9 ~2 x+ i( A5 U. y% n* A' x3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. s4 `0 V- _$ K7 X9 H; k: n7 A
7 V" }4 A& b! r" A. c' `4 D: h$ X9 b. \How did God make mothers? , g5 f& I$ K: S9 |
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
+ v; I! S* `" l3 T; H! D2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. % w4 n* F% h$ I# u) G; _
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ! o% f2 e: _* w
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? % b- w3 j2 t- \# h
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
& |+ `9 w/ C" F" B8 J! ]2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 A; C0 B; G" B( ^; u- B% X
2 V) C# r: z* K! a% }, KWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 2 P+ C6 U. ^- h' }9 t5 Y; V
1. We're related.2 E1 Q7 n! c l$ p7 G0 _% y
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. , n( `% X+ T2 F$ G x
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
8 Z9 `9 i& L: h9 E/ Q' H7 z4 P# v1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
5 X2 Z3 X4 }) ^& J% Z2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
, z3 r$ R) a3 U% I/ r3 P3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 9 s8 ?; \4 U' B J6 e
1. His last name./ x7 E, d5 y2 g: |% B+ t
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
# J, q0 a2 W- R7 E+ }% F7 n3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
$ P9 j/ X" M% \ a1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
6 n" M5 G; _2 F% M7 R' a9 j3 _+ y2. She got too old to do anything else with him. a) v$ R! |0 N$ a5 r7 l
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. : S0 m/ P& | B! U0 H
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Who's the boss at your house? : j# z0 B' T" _% i$ D8 G! P5 |: E Z
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. - }1 K% q* a$ R+ w
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
- t2 S/ B( L9 C' A# S$ Q- [3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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4 q$ }) p9 k0 m$ Y9 sWhat's the difference between moms & dads? ' l9 n( [' N$ L6 B/ l% E. U2 u% j
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 3 L' Z1 p$ q/ ?4 p
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.0 }6 V0 H% g( i/ a1 q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 0 {" P7 s0 q, K2 G6 i @
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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y* @/ K: u5 J4 _' lWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 2 D+ m6 a+ l2 e$ O3 p6 B o% R- D
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
- ]( F: ^3 f; s, q2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ; n9 e9 i+ ~2 l# e
, s% b; `9 i2 a" d& W, Y4 l# e) CWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
4 a* F; m& p& E8 t1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
; j: J( f, B8 X+ h2 A2 u% {2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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: Y0 g$ U% l: @2 s5 \If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
- D. B' Y8 r% B& G {% F1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ) H$ k" _7 Q8 z
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
5 o/ K. y" N) o3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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