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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' " t3 x( s$ w) U6 m# S: c) L2 z; g
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' % _9 g+ j. O* }. l% S
$ G0 W% W6 C( t1 o. M Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 {: z. x* R' k8 K7 m% _+ b7 o! R
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , [3 A! x# d7 N7 T! n4 C: b* \
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ; d; y) \* `4 r
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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( E- Y) q/ X0 H Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 W5 S4 r7 ]5 e( Z
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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