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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - V# U$ G6 @; t6 u4 z3 n
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ' k. M' w D+ u& ?, w3 w
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' % k1 ]) [% C1 w2 W/ z+ @
8 }. w& X! x8 x" n. l Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 8 W' G3 }8 [/ ]& n" ?; f" j- w
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. / y: l6 W6 ^* W# g8 y
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to & @1 C: t, P& _* D' `
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Her and says, 2 V( S0 z5 }' B5 \0 j P* E- Y: ?
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to / E# {8 b# ?; y! x: ?; y: g
4 G' p+ `, s; y" s; ` Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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; S4 t1 N& W. G- M' R He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a $ V% ?" o i( c* E. P
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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