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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. $ W* [0 [! E, y, M! p
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! I. F$ E- e. v- l6 a! I' Y- gA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' + N0 G& ~' S2 A: e- v: c
, ^' v1 U8 L" S1 ^. I Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' $ T3 y# s1 B* r- P: c( o
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 7 K) a' E( t: p, n9 B3 F+ K- o
/ d) K7 b* i Q; }/ ] Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. / q& i9 y' N0 l. V! W# N% g
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ! r) H1 _1 |* o v+ g* X" Z) u
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 5 R& @ ~7 E% B( w
# k( v$ r7 _- I k+ n& r1 `, A Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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3 I% T, e- L8 x9 U! ^4 J, A0 Z He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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+ X9 p1 H0 U: J0 a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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