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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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& C3 V, I+ [) b5 z/ A9 QA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' : H3 R* G8 G9 v
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' * I9 X* C0 \ D/ R7 ~+ O! m0 l
- A# z/ [2 |) w; m Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 |3 o: h$ G: f! |* Q, B3 }7 f
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1 x; k& z0 @# d2 N& d She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ `* F1 w* {! e8 E9 L2 S
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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- ~; W2 R, k# S6 }; l' E Her and says, ( M" F4 ~ r* Q1 Y( Y( @5 q
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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: v5 E. M& d9 s6 ~% W+ c' {* c Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 1 L* u0 P; u }+ \4 z) e: i: Y% }
' W3 K, T% G* ?8 M( j+ u6 \ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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/ R# e( g# H$ ?9 i 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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