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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' F+ O1 R1 |% o. p
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ! a- T' h" b8 q- z
% I6 Q% r1 g) ?7 [ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' + P) w' _6 [& k
+ b. B' Z% I% w* `4 t; x Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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. S {' S( H) m" z( g' A; N2 Y1 y7 ]) O She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 6 A/ N4 f' a- G; g* V
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, % S& G2 b" X: J
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/ R! O, ]- P* } _9 z 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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& q( G- M- N6 }9 I Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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$ f7 u, f! }& i8 |% @8 D He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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$ T2 u6 P S- y) t# `) b 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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