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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % p$ L2 O, z+ m: H6 K& o8 x4 u
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' / E) Y: Z* @ I- ~
8 T) o, u* y7 j8 G P' S2 ~ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 8 e5 r) a% p5 Q, T9 ~, j8 n! f) `& m
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 C: n& R) B2 H4 Y: s0 n
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 7 O/ \. r2 }: g* B+ m! I' Q
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to / Y9 S4 `6 U$ s3 x
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Her and says, + |) ]& y* d6 h* T5 W# H
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4 b, V/ J( D! c 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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8 x6 s, |! F( | He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a - J. O! e! I0 D2 s
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, " @ V* R7 K7 r1 h" y
& U9 @+ B. f* l; J/ u3 Q. c 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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