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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ! N0 R3 u5 M5 \
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 3 F9 G$ U2 v: Y1 i0 i: t
0 R/ Z% D. F* F/ P9 U3 t9 Y Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' Q& a- x0 H$ N" h' M& J' @" q1 s) I
0 {1 \: c+ [& K" S, g The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 2 \/ }2 [7 I: E! H' A9 m
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. + o: B" h. Q2 v: A. I r
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to T7 ^* y; l0 q2 W4 @
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ! |8 N4 W' o [* B, ]3 [
" }1 y9 @8 {5 m Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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% i4 s" ~& t- h; q J v He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 I7 D" a. B6 T, q+ v3 i5 w
0 X+ X4 h4 e/ d Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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