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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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- v4 y7 Z& E$ W0 f) \* [Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.& O, v6 o/ J$ i$ w# S% u: q
5 N; p: P) B! s3 ^0 }) Q6 D. MIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.* l1 a* a& V, w1 j) I
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.- n) n6 R' V6 {7 ~4 g4 ^7 U% s
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What can I do?" w* o% l7 Z- b0 A
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Signed,( G; N$ M! n- H) `: H7 \" x$ S
Desperate Housewife A. L( `. p- q2 e& i# l
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Dear Desperate Housewife,% \2 V: S. L4 B8 R+ M% `1 U4 ?) V9 M
* x& |0 Y) |8 Z zFirst keep in mind:% X+ }6 u" n8 S0 W, u5 r% `
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. + J3 o1 h/ f1 l k9 Z
' x1 c! \) [1 W4 p2 R0 rTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .% R* n6 A4 V( ]) `( I
% x/ W, T; x) H* ?: VIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.7 @' m) C: A% q5 C! u1 h6 B
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.3 I# g0 t! Z+ c* r9 u# w" } j
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.# _. ^ i+ f) `, Y; M6 R# C' b# c9 Q
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.& p; Y+ [$ ? `+ K: P) t, z$ v' z
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. # Y0 W0 B+ ?9 X, c. M
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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