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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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' _( j6 a! |. r8 e9 U8 N  mLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.9 p4 e  C7 m) h% {
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.* v' \, Z' m9 \8 }, q: {

+ |% C$ v! U1 r* i* Q0 yAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.) Z7 J: R' u( t0 z
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What can I do?
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Desperate Housewife - Y) J3 u- s7 ]% d0 N6 x$ ~3 O

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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
4 t( x* ?) r: V  f# hBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .8 ~, ~% k7 v' J, W: f: @
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.5 _4 _7 @4 ^4 @0 [$ {
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1., s: G) \' r" E! u" s/ q

  D* D8 L+ C  m( w! L0 u* ]) MLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.$ w6 m) |7 Q% I* Z7 M# |
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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# `! m5 \) p; ?5 y7 nYou might consider additional software to improve memory and, W/ m, ^' @: z9 n  a6 X
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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