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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,2 p* C) a2 J* v: C" p/ _
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.% }: z m& k/ \* `8 g
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.5 Z g/ g! v3 w
) ~9 L1 r" ]8 y2 I( pAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.6 F% P$ @+ U- t& k$ M8 d* j1 W& }
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What can I do?( `0 y. R- k h
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Signed,
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* H1 Q% c5 g0 \) n+ d0 c' o4 g$ r% zDear Desperate Housewife,
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& `5 `1 F8 q. \! }First keep in mind:# R" v/ P# Y' d4 ^ w
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. $ P7 s L. v* C8 ]0 e6 \
d; l: P5 R9 @, ~; I, _/ jTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .# B+ }8 D5 @# A9 T) n5 Z: b
- t7 U8 X5 P5 p* \3 n+ L' iIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.5 A9 q8 x5 P, B/ \6 D
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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" Y: o4 V% y. q6 S' `. kLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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x7 W, |$ F, L7 R0 @, Z0 @6 BIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. & h: m3 v1 Q4 w: o+ S
, u# s3 D; I, M9 }" ~% m) ]1 UYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
9 a9 r% ?; _9 V3 D4 y: ^performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.# P4 \2 l7 X# p5 s# e
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Good Luck,
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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