UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

' ^& I8 T0 F. j+ k8 d) h9 J6 pLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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) i0 ~& Q( z/ t6 X, aIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

4 R4 S7 S0 w; z3 J% rAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

3 j  S1 X+ }2 W6 P5 d. Z+ a" {& EWhat can I do?
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6 `( D% l# e* tSigned,
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! X' W  N1 u( h$ q1 J9 xDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
  C7 Z; m7 F0 C* }+ g5 FBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

) k! O9 G( q! n6 m1 KTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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/ [. h4 n" _( nIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

( |' r0 \9 k* T& aBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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8 U9 t" @' u, T8 O. _; ^Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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0 @& S7 P7 A; j* L  _Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

; w* A" e) T# u$ `% @& P, Q# EYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
3 Y$ S1 Y' s! W- s; F. bperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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) w- h1 D5 m$ a5 H0 UGood Luck,
IT Support