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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( |5 F7 c$ w. K+ F2 b% s! T( H3 @发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& g1 g  N! u' R( N' \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; d) k8 a/ L( \1 M9 Q7 Q2 s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ B, B" K0 C* Q每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
1 t, Z) n, W' W# [- uSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
2 @2 A- D% p* W5 PLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
. Z: f3 j( i: q( {5 a6 e( h# M$ y爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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% m$ Q4 M, q6 H$ YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
" g% m, _2 L( a) f; F"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
8 k) J# t9 o* c7 O  V% Z9 [2 i' q+ U"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% h  l! v% a- M5 E4 E. X. ~0 e工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
$ F! ~- m5 M0 Y. Q9 j6 KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 |1 x; p/ ]  t2 g5 p神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 Y; F. e9 Z1 w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
: A% n7 G0 R! V1 HA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
, k; q/ D5 I1 D服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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( q4 e9 L& K7 j( ^$ Y9 FThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。