English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
( v7 D' q  m" W4 _" v. e& F$ [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ u7 H! A! S' R; g8 P每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: n) Q) C: |! _9 kLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 V4 G' v3 M8 y* T- H# x$ K2 C2 I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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! |( x3 K% `( K- n# T" gThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 B+ {4 c% e9 V& H; ~) R" z! N' _成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" o8 u6 i, n# J9 g+ h爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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/ H6 \; Y; Y8 i5 }" ], r# U- SChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
+ ?3 b. W3 S  g9 X"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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( ~8 w* i, e# i% e: rThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 @4 P" T3 e2 a) L1 _4 {- e. D: g应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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) M* P1 v  K2 b" ]"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ a% N5 \* f4 pWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5 O& s" o, V# O! l' w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
: N6 f6 r, e8 R; M; x0 @6 R+ PA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。