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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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( ~! N C+ p( [# ^As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 O9 q# n# i- G; u
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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5 q; c& P' L. B( XHere are just a few reasons why:0 c* o2 N) d3 [9 S2 I6 b+ R I
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
: Q. O! G% _) W; A40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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; U# j$ ^ f$ q) WShe doesn't care what you think.
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3 x! A8 i2 p1 N( OIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,7 p) c# W- b \6 I# F4 Y7 ]' f
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽. l. S4 r2 U) Z& H0 s
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.( e$ o: F% c' F5 u: e# P
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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! B" I2 g- B* z% I1 I1 WShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.9 r% O. x9 I2 R+ h% k
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情* e$ d5 r* m- O5 e3 D4 ]4 ]$ j% @: t; x
' n u7 K: _; P* ZWomen over 40 are dignified., C- i8 p. ^# g5 S" v2 h: q
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 N: R# U) y- u5 `$ u, S. S* b
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera0 M; E8 g. g% \! h% b6 `
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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0 X4 T- o( }! F: F3 oOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you! F; w8 H7 b1 j
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地& c# g0 p4 z( q; d
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一槍把你給斃了。- k) k3 A, X- n! @ }
5 U0 t% g: _% t" k% gOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. D" S& C- T r+ D
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)) K- g5 A$ G0 y) ~1 v
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.# N; m0 B9 u9 [$ W9 M4 |# f" x" l3 M
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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# U: i2 y1 P$ T |1 |Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
) o( w; L }& Z, b5 H你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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: b1 J; T- k: {5 [" J' U: TOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,' z9 ~) @. Z5 H* I2 P. `
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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* \, v9 Q3 e& k* b" Y/ d& \( l9 s, Va woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.' v1 w1 q" N4 K, g! h
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.- J! |: k# w% p# c( o2 [. c! k
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 W- y5 \# M8 l& O
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
( _1 I7 O9 s) `- h% o0 k40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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) c6 S$ c4 o, V7 OUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.7 I, [ M1 l' j& r: m5 Y2 M; e
40歲以上的男人呢?+ K7 d, R6 G& v
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
- [+ z* s* H, w" z# I) a$ K4 x相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人1 @/ C7 @$ p* M" h9 o0 z/ r: n; |* h
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants: Z q! ~2 i$ a9 C Y6 O. A
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.6 ^% z3 }) N8 N% U( N' C7 u
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情7 U+ F& Y( i8 k
4 I% \6 ]- P" k" G: F/ U' q. ELadies, I apologize.
, d3 _- V) l+ I& y7 G( j, j% w女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,& B( p: V) ~' P# x' `
幫妳們說句公道話:
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5 K; d4 E! |% n7 V$ g+ n"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
, n0 {& _ J& Q0 o v& B& ?那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人: @$ m( e: b2 t# ], O3 r
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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* L/ _9 @$ b1 a( d2 PNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.9 V* k; B/ }. b7 W5 H/ K
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚: t! s6 y/ k4 Q" ]
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
5 E! y7 h9 P; X4 k! ^8 Z因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
