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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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, Q/ R, Q, D' @; k+ Z( o, H- oAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
6 q1 D* V4 \% J隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人" F3 {" D& f0 V" ?8 Z3 D
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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: |0 |! L I! j6 ~: Q5 u3 aA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,: [8 q* v1 {$ l6 j- j0 H4 N
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?' M$ W; |3 Z' H, Z4 p
你在想什麼?8 Q' A" p1 T+ x. k$ ^: k8 n
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She doesn't care what you think.+ ]% Z* ^) Y( J0 e1 M
她才不在乎你在想什麼。. n r+ O" S f4 B
; I: ~0 l. |" e0 k# y, H$ mIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
) W2 ?2 L" H1 y# J; G$ }/ H40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽% ]* j: X2 S/ w$ s) g
, Z, m' Y; H7 qshe doesn't sit around whining about it.1 |: i0 V5 e- O, O5 ~9 P R
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西. n* h" v6 E K, g3 _3 Y; M3 m
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified.$ I+ N' `0 \ m9 W
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera" H& q% q$ Y: u1 o0 J {" p
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
% @! x' r7 Q$ H* e0 j跟你大呼小叫
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: `, L7 }0 V" Z* G8 U6 qOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you; D/ C% h( c3 O' x% O% k
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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& g; t3 C: j. Y; \* I& c% y: {, }+ UIf they think they can get away with it./ P0 F* ]+ `. o2 P
一槍把你給斃了。. q \( w3 U. b1 o& [
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
, y( Q* P6 `2 b熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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- o. S; l- p$ z% p7 X' T, _+ TThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.' C: Y5 b0 d# g' x* L" ]/ C% f
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味; m/ m7 k) \5 r, ~; ~+ j6 T
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Women get psychic as they age.: ?. ]8 t0 h; h: ^
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40." B" I C* [% S( j& F. e
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,: k* r4 n6 P2 z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見4 ?6 P, B: @8 \ _+ C
3 z/ Z& g& `& k4 c! W0 _: o9 ra woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.4 _1 Q0 ~* R7 X7 S, ]
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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, T" N/ U1 |; z& q) v4 j7 N+ Q/ k$ M- NThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
$ t& a4 R. @9 p& H6 L8 q# L; n5 i如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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5 c: ]$ g/ g# C/ z' P+ q. [+ lYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.2 m, F- X0 d+ I" `
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意3 _5 l. P2 ?+ X% _; M: k2 Y& m
% i" k. l5 l# _Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
: t& u" J9 m3 Y$ [7 I ^- F& l40歲以上的女人有很多優點. ]0 a9 Y: x. f% `" @8 w- K: S- D
# f( s \: _; a; a7 O/ UUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.) k9 |" t! ` z( G
40歲以上的男人呢?* m0 n2 A0 p+ `. `& [% `
" p- |& p+ a# } | KFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
. S* |( V$ l) W& x相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人3 j* \# Z2 j- v3 U: C5 @
. m+ P7 P" ^2 Y7 D' T. {8 L/ R$ athere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants% R3 ?2 U+ l' `$ L0 z2 L
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. P: U1 I' ]7 p+ G9 F" ~
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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& N; q0 B' F4 n" c j \) u5 ILadies, I apologize.& B" m. c! n" I8 ?
女士們，請容許我在這兒! k( S3 k9 Q! r* v+ H1 Q5 s' ?
; ]3 |, c; i& E# o$ o5 OFor all those men who say,/ y$ W+ b3 |* W! y1 |; b% \
幫妳們說句公道話:
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( `- ~! Y( G0 {7 L' R9 Z1 Q"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?( k8 N/ P0 R: A2 X+ R1 J
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人9 g, ~6 C& K; G- U% `5 c9 q
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here's an update for you.
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& H% M9 P4 I' Q! T1 J3 A4 E# d; }5 wNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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為什麼呢 ?2 }4 {! t% b; ]: i0 Q
" C1 M9 i7 \" R0 X* ~Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
Y @! r2 l$ S, L8 _7 ~因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
