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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 A: I# u' R# t/ W- S
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,) M/ n6 G& _5 ?1 R& {9 v
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:! K; N* F' }) s2 |2 q! g
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.
7 O9 a4 X- ]8 \) V她才不在乎你在想什麼。2 G$ p, f9 ]/ J7 C- v" W( B# X
7 d6 W0 P7 _ H% @0 A4 Z( BIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,6 K& U1 |$ ~ V P6 B4 |
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽7 C9 U! s- s3 y4 r1 ^9 k/ z/ v1 x
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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; M# z3 E+ C J" f4 ?* Q9 J9 b" lShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.8 l/ R# D9 _; |7 }& L
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情, ^9 E: C. u. C; H$ B
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
- @# O9 H2 X) W: h不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant., s- R; L& [% z, C' K: x% q
跟你大呼小叫
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3 Q+ P& [0 P* S; L0 K0 m m, w. p2 ~" wOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you) X& u7 X; Q9 T4 {* v# V: ~4 Z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.3 o7 T3 t# c# c
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
" f; ?- v1 g1 x5 N% z熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)5 a7 v- K% N% Z6 ]; w0 L
- e7 r( L0 j3 T9 NThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
4 l! z" @ O' V S; S3 S0 U# H; k1 A5 e因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味# x" g/ A4 y8 {, B, t
9 c0 Z+ d6 [1 u8 F. _Women get psychic as they age.
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$ }6 K" L; ^# O' p2 Y% wYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.* K' a) e# u! _2 K4 E1 O! L
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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; {/ y( E) `* U/ z, R# EOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,7 E- r, Y: o4 |3 K8 G! \% `5 o
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.3 W8 ~- n) |, ]$ `
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感; ~) y" Z3 B, S7 h: e! {& s
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.% ?3 q$ Q3 s1 m6 c9 C
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.& J/ a* E4 L5 ~# `! ]
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.( G# d K7 q7 \* [- w- o1 H
40歲以上的男人呢?
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" j' ]' r2 P. y- R7 eFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
g! g! H8 O' X) N) P& y相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人! {# t5 Z# A: H7 r( \3 o
! t3 I2 Z' L3 a p. y: A' k% I) J# dthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants2 ~# `# l$ A- Z. c
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.2 q/ K/ Y& C5 f, z# I5 k3 s- e
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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1 D( t4 n @+ [5 f) u9 K7 tLadies, I apologize.
) d- Q0 Q4 b/ Z F9 b女士們，請容許我在這兒" F) _: R; y6 T% b
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- ^3 F& m: H1 z! q/ _
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人, b* R/ N! \4 @2 O- _- F" y. c
! ]5 U4 I, K2 A. Q: ohere's an update for you.
/ I: m! E7 g- z" e! K實在是太搞不清楚狀況了. u5 o$ \ I7 Q# r4 ^
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.* N3 e% Y& o; z3 ]' T: [# I7 Q8 D
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚* ~9 ~2 A8 ^$ ?0 h6 s# x9 @
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Why?5 G& J) D& u$ b8 o7 q
為什麼呢 ?5 X" s9 C7 \7 j) t2 H; ?/ o& z6 \; i
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
6 G& t ]* e ]* b z+ `, J因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
