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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:7 G2 J. c' A5 D7 z; G6 _, H8 c" }
/ t$ I' l' h2 A' q4 WAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.! ~% x/ w% W6 i1 q2 g9 D) B
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人+ b! P0 Z4 s7 b( t# u
, [( f9 q4 M4 L1 @7 B& ]/ K \! {Here are just a few reasons why:! i; ^! w$ f" K7 ~2 z* O
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, V# D' [, n! K! q. O$ k
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:' ^, d/ W$ p; F2 ?
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"What are you thinking?- n3 W' h- R( ~ P6 ^9 ^# T8 U; z
你在想什麼?/ _8 s7 l% Q! F6 e( D3 D
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She doesn't care what you think.4 l9 x: ~ M! x7 z6 J6 ~1 O
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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$ x j# h& P8 @( t( a2 f6 hIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
5 G; i. R& \" {40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽. Z; v! G, @0 \ R1 X7 U
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.2 E% o/ O7 ]" h8 T& d0 G0 V
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西& w' w( b' g* B4 D
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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) u0 T% W% i/ x* f5 u. GWomen over 40 are dignified.
, U+ J1 W- F) Z4 D40歲以上的女人穩重自持: M* q. p* u5 _) W
3 I; v; A( ~( z% QThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, a5 `" ]0 C6 \
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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8 ~4 n* u+ _& S& o& v& gor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.4 C, W" S3 F# B
跟你大呼小叫6 T% ~5 v, }9 l. ?/ u& L
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
3 {2 x9 y4 ]- S, a' K) |. G3 z/ Q當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地3 Z( j% O( V$ o, U; T& Q6 V
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If they think they can get away with it.
# d5 V( n W. O# }& u" H( x一槍把你給斃了。' E( I" U3 f- G
* o& d# i, {0 w% oOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.& I" L! E$ [1 Q5 x. Y
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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/ Q( o3 ~6 d; K- h. ZThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.; N) ?8 G. X/ j
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味) f* R' h+ `" X7 M0 R ]
- i* N) a: n7 X( m( R9 lWomen get psychic as they age.9 N$ K3 Z$ g( h8 l% n* |- o
女人越老越通靈( Q# T, a- c) ]7 j" F# c# V2 ^: D0 p
6 E% t$ e' \5 P. m7 XYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
+ u7 N- t3 c3 k( ~4 b你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔 t) A, t8 |) T# P6 L0 `
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, V# U" d& ^ Z# |9 P) y2 n Z* K; X3 b# S
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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; o+ j) }' }8 [) g S2 t+ T+ b% ]- V+ u+ Pa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
$ u9 `3 U: ~6 U( ~40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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: U5 J) Z6 u' d, u0 @They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.* |7 J% u7 g) r$ b/ L
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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$ N; b g* u0 w4 B+ PYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.5 P, _, V: A/ Y% _1 ^
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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; N0 b3 j4 A1 Y' f2 j+ [4 aYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
1 Y: m+ l5 P3 x8 Q9 O40歲以上的女人有很多優點; x" Z" }2 q" E6 N
' x9 V, [/ p& A$ ~1 BUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.$ E* S0 `( z/ b- j2 P' M
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
' X; ^% v! a- ]6 z* X! r相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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/ L5 g. G7 {' J6 n! C$ g( Pthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
, N! I& t. a# I就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男8 E$ H) k, ~& _* e. B9 \9 T% |6 E
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情) \+ g- _0 b# r1 k6 s' f
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Ladies, I apologize.9 C* O# P/ ]8 p5 F( x
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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: _ c; C, i4 d% n9 z+ s& J; q) XFor all those men who say,& G( d- x, \% \' N3 J, g
幫妳們說句公道話:
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, s& C3 x9 Z4 _: O( C1 z1 o1 y"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?* }! U0 r* N, k2 g" r* a0 s6 c- u1 l
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人; A2 {5 E5 f" `7 B/ [/ K
$ T2 w( k3 |& @5 hhere's an update for you." s2 [5 U/ }2 k! Z* O7 b6 | G
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了1 c/ ~0 t. N: T0 {" n% p" ^$ o
, U9 n( S) n4 z& p% |Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
w' V' S$ X3 `! q! n8 I4 {8 r今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚2 F+ U q0 m) I: |; _3 Q9 f& F+ ?! A
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Why?
5 U# n& ^6 b; |! y1 Y% X為什麼呢 ?9 H5 g4 Y! |4 ~$ U+ R, a& }
4 l. a, b4 j7 x7 k1 B5 D8 aBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
) ?9 O: o5 A' V因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
