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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:' ]; c- ]; K' k( P( `6 S
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.5 M" L7 S( ]# [. t2 A7 _ R' v
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人1 S, {. ^. ~: U1 _5 F% }
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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* [( F. z9 ~7 [A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,5 z9 {, S' H/ l, Z# r6 @ G) `
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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& a$ T) `. ^- ]1 u/ D& W' T% I"What are you thinking?
6 t& ]; q" }$ r你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.0 @& s# R/ Y/ s2 T# F
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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: C1 h, B y+ R7 DIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,& c6 M! y x5 N3 A/ T. C! B
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽/ M7 S2 L3 q# {7 Z& ^
7 y* e0 T7 U% Z/ S( N4 |she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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% Y0 ]( I& F) M* f% RShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
# I+ E: A) \ u+ H4 ]+ u$ C# l她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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# T8 Z; e2 `; U- o' RWomen over 40 are dignified./ ]9 e- O* b3 X7 c6 S2 O {* ?
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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& R' m; f. {4 l$ d; Y/ m1 J( Bor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
7 g$ c+ s; j- q% x# q跟你大呼小叫! h, Q/ Y( h! ]$ O
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
1 k$ N% F7 J$ L+ U當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地* T/ U- \: f6 |) ~* x# a3 U& v
4 v8 c" ^8 D# K$ q. sIf they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
% S/ K2 v- ?3 l3 Z熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)0 N6 t# l; u' g% u
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.2 _- L; I; N5 ~& Q4 t
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
; I( Q; p9 E6 `女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.- {. B% _! ~# P8 A/ ]7 O
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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, @/ h; P! P2 D. v( C! N4 QOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
4 ^, r" ?* _% j4 z; N. G40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感2 ]9 B& T/ A. P6 X7 V, P7 m! [* K
3 I: U* N( o5 j! ~+ V5 [( IOlder women are forthright and honest.
$ ]4 {* x* H. i6 g熟女直接又誠實1 J# P2 u" d/ p" g% R h
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
9 I6 `. c3 B& i6 U" S如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
0 O& l5 D6 P5 v你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意5 w7 ^" v2 T% Y# C9 J" T6 Q
& J3 _/ E5 g+ p3 h' oYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
! Y2 ^- b. V# {! M40歲以上的男人呢?, j# k* L) M: {2 {3 z8 \
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
) r! `# g `, U" V相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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0 p$ `* R4 q: j6 J' vthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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& n/ R0 ]3 J$ S6 \( vmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.$ n) S$ d) H9 r% T
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情( ~- r. e0 n/ t2 _: F& i
4 `$ F1 ~; ^/ M+ A8 e+ }& f8 WLadies, I apologize.
, R* _2 B+ m3 H" T5 S女士們，請容許我在這兒
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' Z) A6 g2 X3 b# `( n1 ZFor all those men who say,
3 i" v* {1 L% K幫妳們說句公道話:, ?/ N5 `# Q, G7 i1 m
- R4 a3 S$ i2 r6 R+ Z"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
7 O. a9 n+ ^8 s i( ~2 l那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人4 ^# c5 j4 g1 c3 l6 w
. a5 |2 Q& u5 t5 c( R( h' Z" Chere's an update for you.- m) x( z& L, q6 X: f
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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* ^- g- Y( K) q3 l$ f: ANowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
5 a: F. p& _' T+ P' m' ?今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?& d3 l2 Y* h! u9 o3 T* n# |
為什麼呢 ?' x" Q' N$ V6 O9 L: W/ ]
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage2 f! u( ?3 W1 W: `; s
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
