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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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* N9 i8 E, @; p: c5 f1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ' g$ r% o4 h( P4 Y+ ?6 l2 l' c
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
7 C1 ~7 m/ Y# {, I& _3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. * |; I1 S0 z( v9 U2 j9 ?" c$ ^
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. : g2 L. M3 ^, j% K6 [9 A$ O( |
5. Weed ' F, e$ D) W6 Y8 @5 z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA m; ^, \. {) ]& V4 F8 e. U# |. z
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 1 e3 e/ x* v* H. Y, d, b
2. Ottawa who?' U" A1 V, r }7 C. M5 Y
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
# i# m2 v! w7 B9 F% u) p4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
4 `; w! |! F' ]' t4 C5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 0 p* X! U8 O3 ?
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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& j/ a0 V3 t$ Q* r! n2 NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN ' b' }% t( z9 p a% |6 ?
: m$ u$ g, _# d1 m& Q5 O7 K. H1. You never run out of wheat.
0 Y7 T" f, J. U- Y2. Your province is really easy to draw.
% P; z/ i1 t8 ]. q2 E; D3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ; N" J1 O5 K% o: |3 z+ j2 E& L4 j
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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/ V" y6 @0 Q1 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA % }2 w# s$ i M X. b
+ ?0 ?5 F+ J9 ?, ^1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
+ z/ ~" k& P0 I) }: k; H: B# r2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 0 X# J# J) S: G1 p- M
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
; {. H9 g2 s9 ]! ]$ |4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
3 h2 ^/ n; Z# K" a3 G5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 4 T) d) D& W+ m7 R: j' N
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* N8 j4 a8 ^6 W. B" h' pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 1 t' R0 B- D4 C. Z, e" E+ H
& K$ I) M. r5 t5 K( ^& ]1. You live in the centre of the universe.
* S$ o& ]" R: b1 { ]2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
. o- z3 u+ a0 E9 b+ ~3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
) A* o+ [/ F1 F4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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1 n3 ^3 _; j& S) b' v0 d1 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 0 A* Z6 K# F& m- G
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
! K1 O9 G0 Q& M& L, x+ ?: A i& `3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
3 z7 L& d0 F* v# W6 P- ], J4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
' h7 I6 Z; M9 G% ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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6 r6 o8 p1 l* k. U7 ]3 F4 }! XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
* K& N; K; j+ d; L2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. # B+ Q7 q! K# v
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick - W. E$ H& D+ `9 A7 H+ e6 {
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ( P- w1 A$ S# @% R) }6 D2 ]
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ; e8 P. Q9 h* } }* k! k3 v
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. }6 Z- _* n# i3 @) F
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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8 i2 S) |' z% K( C7 X: R0 ]1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 3 G3 r; ~1 \- r1 v6 ^% R% R
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
/ i) ^9 j" j' f S% h3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ! A0 r" k; r' {4 E$ ~5 P# Q
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
7 }, l4 v3 g1 d, ?/ N5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 7 t. c( w* k: j3 R s. }
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 4 t: ]: l% t( k- k
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND . e1 C# z1 \+ w6 i
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 4 X2 x- e- {( |+ O8 Y$ h8 {% Z! V! e
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
$ ~2 B6 M9 I( R/ I7 g- w5 d3. The workday is about two hours long.
! W; I8 z1 y6 E6 V* U H( s0 ^4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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